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| So it started innocently enough with me finding a dead mouse in the equipment rack. Not really a big deal but I thought I would play with the new guy so I put it in the equipment bin. | |
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| So far I don't see the problem. Why is HR demanding that you be suspended? | |
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| Well, apparently the new guy has a sense of humor because he carefully removed a Microsoft Mouse from its packaging and put the dead mouse in that and put it back in the bin. | |
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| Well, the President's assistant asked an intern to get him a new mouse and he did and they unwrapped it and tried to hook it up to the computer. But it didn't work. | |
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| Aahh, I see. That's why the HR memo states that you told the President to simply squeeze the mouse until its "little eyes bug out" and it should work. Enjoy your unpaid time off. | |
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