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| Techs are great, don't get us wrong. | |
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| But they've got physical comedy skills you wouldn't believe. | |
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| My guy carefully and meticulously wired his entire rack from behind it, starting at the entrance and working his way into the corner. There was no way out. And watching him try was awesome. | |
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| My guy crawled up above the ceiling tiles to install some wireless systems for the whole floor. When he came down he took a good deal of the office ceilings with him. | |
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| Why are we telling you this? Because no race anywhere can compete with the speed at which an embarrassed techie can disappear. It's subtly inhuman. | |
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| Be quiet and just hang about next time your techie does something. We call them techtastrophes. Don't post on Facebook or YouTube, though, they've got serious payback skills. | |
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