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| A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says: “here, but I’ll need that back in an hour! | |
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| An ARP request goes to McDonald’s and asks for a Big MAC. | |
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| I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This person came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope. | |
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| “Hello, here’s a packet : “The problem with low MTU jokes is you canâ€. Hello, here’s a packet : “wait a long time before readingâ€. Hello, here’s a packet : “it.†| |
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| I had an Ethernet joke, but somebody else told it at the same time. So I exponentially backed off and tried again. | |
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| You might not get them but systems love telling each other jokes. It's all about getting to that specific address. | |
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