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| There is humor even in death. I'll bet you have stories to tell. | |
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| John Cleese once did a very funny eulogy at the funeral for his friend Graham Chapman. He said that Graham would not have wanted him to miss out on such an opportunity. | |
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| He has ceased to be, bereft of life, he rests in peace, he has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, breathed his last, and gone to meet the Great Head of Entertainment in the Sky. | |
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| According to a study, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Does that sound right? This means if you go to a funeral,you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. | |
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| It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. | |
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| Well yours, at least, is a long way off. | |
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