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| My human is broken. I need some quick IT Pet Support. Do you know anyone reliable? | |
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| We always go to Beck Pet Support. They have Beagles, Boxers, Dobermans and more on staff. They all work for a cool cat whose name is Henry Rasputin Nerd. He's a Russian Blue they just call Nerd. | |
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| Nerd, my human is broken. Something about "fasting" before some kind of test tomorrow. I need to know which button to push to make him pour food in the bowl and give me some cream to lick. | |
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| Humans aren't sophisticated enough to program, but easy to control. Go to your bowl and start mewing. Alternate that with high-pitched wailing. When they come to see, lay on your side and whine softy. | |
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| Mew. Mew. Mmmeeewwww. WAIL! WWAAIILLLLL! whine. | |
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| Oh, alright. I guess it won't hurt to give you a little something. And by the look of you maybe a nice bowl of fresh cream. | |
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