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Cortana means business
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JimBT200
10-18-14
Cortana, where are my files?
I've removed them and given them to someone who will work on them. Your file folders now match what's in your head. They're empty.
That's fantastic! I used to worry about how all that work was going to get done and now I can stop worrying.
Please go see the head of IT to learn about your new assignment.
I'm stoked. I'll bet I'm going to get a new raise for getting all that work off my plate. What does Cortana have me doing.
She wants you to work from home. She said something about your pay matching your folder contents but I'm not sure what she meant.
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