I'm still hunting for that Coronavirus so I can kill it.
First, you're in the wrong strip and second you don't need a weapon in here - this is a comic strip.
I know but Covid19 is very scary. It's killing hundreds of thousands of people and I don't know what to do.
I understand but I am in firm control of this strip and we're not going to see any more of you or the dastardly virus.
This whole story about the Coronavirus was an attempt to create humor from pathos, since neither ethos nor logos was right for this strip.
He's big enough to be swollen up from his infection. I'm going to shoot him in the fat and run the other way. I might have to get a protective face mask first.
