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by Jmt311Dmb
1-24-04
Another day in the park.
Why is this squirrel staring at me?
I wonder if this guy has any nuts
What's up squirrel?
I was just pondering if you had any nuts
That was rather forward of you. Want to fuck?
What a weirdo! I am out of here.

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-24-04
Another day, another gamer.
What are you doing?
I am playing a game, I have been playing for 12 hours straight.
Aren't you bored yet?
Obviously you have never played Camelot, it's very intense.....
You're a fag!

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-24-04
Different day, same Lil' Jon'
So have you heard the new Lil' Jon' song yet?
Which one? He's everywhere.
You know the one where he yells YEAH!
YEAH! That's every song ass.
Sometimes he says Oh YEAH
Hmmmmm.......

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-24-04
Nightly Channel 3 news
This just in... Weldon is a giant pussy. We now go to Trish on the scene for more details.
I am here standing next to Weldon's badly beaten body
I am such a pussy who has no friends
You've heard it here first, this kid talked trash and got his ass beat. Back to you Tom.
I'm never writting a check with my mouth that my body can't cash.

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-25-04
Another failed attempt
I want to be a rapper. Want to hear a song I wrote?
Alright
Shitty faced, Shitty Shitty, Shitty faced
Dude, that was weak. Actually that was nice of me, That sucked ass.
What do you expect. I'm White!
Very true, I'm sorry for being so harsh

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-26-04
Holy Cherry Pie Batman
We interupt your program to bring you some breaking news!
Golly! What could it be?
It is my sad duty to report that Micheal Jackson has been assassinated!
Oh no!
Yes that's right folks, you can let your children play outside now. Bless the lord!
My asshole feels better already.

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-27-04
The Gray/Red Planet
So this is Mars, huh?
I kind of expected it to be bigger.
You think there's any life here?
If so I doubt it's intellegent.
Ahh, fuck!

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-27-04
Don't quit your day job.
.....so I said, "Scare her, I hardly know her."
You Suck!
Correction. I believe you mean, it's scary how much I suck.

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-28-04
Britney has damned us all!
Holy shit, this new Britney Spears video is awesome!
This is the sexiest video I have ever seen.
Oh shit, I just nutted on myself. How Embarassing!

 

by Jmt311Dmb
1-31-04
Another year of the Super bowl, another drunken orgy!
It's super bowl sunday. Got any plans.
Probably just stay in my room and listen to my dad and his drunk friends yell really loud.
That sucks, do you want to come to a super bowl party with me.
I would but I like to stay home that way when all of his friends get drunk and pass out I can fuck with them.
Why?
It's more ritual then anything. Drunk people are always fun.

 

by Jmt311Dmb
2-01-04
Nerds attack. It's only the begining.
You're going down man. I just downloaded a new patch that's going to blow you out of the water!
Bring it bitch!
One more thing to configure and........
Wait.... what are you......no not that.....please!
Ha, Ha, Ha......I just dominated you.
My Jennifer Love Hewitt photo album... you ruined it! This means war.

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