Being desprate shouldn't sink this low! by Jmt311Dmb1-24-04 Another day in the park. Why is this squirrel staring at me? I wonder if this guy has any nuts What's up squirrel? I was just pondering if you had any nuts That was rather forward of you. Want to fuck? What a weirdo! I am out of here.
Gamer strikes again by Jmt311Dmb1-24-04 Another day, another gamer. What are you doing? I am playing a game, I have been playing for 12 hours straight. Aren't you bored yet? Obviously you have never played Camelot, it's very intense..... You're a fag!
"YEAH" ~Lil' Jon'~ by Jmt311Dmb1-24-04 Different day, same Lil' Jon' So have you heard the new Lil' Jon' song yet? Which one? He's everywhere. You know the one where he yells YEAH! YEAH! That's every song ass. Sometimes he says Oh YEAH Hmmmmm.......
Last night's top news story here. by Jmt311Dmb1-24-04 Nightly Channel 3 news This just in... Weldon is a giant pussy. We now go to Trish on the scene for more details. I am here standing next to Weldon's badly beaten body I am such a pussy who has no friends You've heard it here first, this kid talked trash and got his ass beat. Back to you Tom. I'm never writting a check with my mouth that my body can't cash.
White boys rappin' by Jmt311Dmb1-25-04 Another failed attempt I want to be a rapper. Want to hear a song I wrote? Alright Shitty faced, Shitty Shitty, Shitty faced Dude, that was weak. Actually that was nice of me, That sucked ass. What do you expect. I'm White! Very true, I'm sorry for being so harsh
It's the end of the world as we know it.....And I feel fine! by Jmt311Dmb1-26-04 Holy Cherry Pie Batman We interupt your program to bring you some breaking news! Golly! What could it be? It is my sad duty to report that Micheal Jackson has been assassinated! Oh no! Yes that's right folks, you can let your children play outside now. Bless the lord! My asshole feels better already.
The great beyond....On Mars by Jmt311Dmb1-27-04 The Gray/Red Planet So this is Mars, huh? I kind of expected it to be bigger. You think there's any life here? If so I doubt it's intellegent. Ahh, fuck!
Making the best out of every situation by Jmt311Dmb1-27-04 Don't quit your day job. .....so I said, "Scare her, I hardly know her." You Suck! Correction. I believe you mean, it's scary how much I suck.
Out damn spot, Out! by Jmt311Dmb1-28-04 Britney has damned us all! Holy shit, this new Britney Spears video is awesome! This is the sexiest video I have ever seen. Oh shit, I just nutted on myself. How Embarassing!
Not funny, but Super----Bowl that is! by Jmt311Dmb1-31-04 Another year of the Super bowl, another drunken orgy! It's super bowl sunday. Got any plans. Probably just stay in my room and listen to my dad and his drunk friends yell really loud. That sucks, do you want to come to a super bowl party with me. I would but I like to stay home that way when all of his friends get drunk and pass out I can fuck with them. Why? It's more ritual then anything. Drunk people are always fun.
War is waged by Jmt311Dmb2-01-04 Nerds attack. It's only the begining. You're going down man. I just downloaded a new patch that's going to blow you out of the water! Bring it bitch! One more thing to configure and........ Wait.... what are you......no not that.....please! Ha, Ha, Ha......I just dominated you. My Jennifer Love Hewitt photo album... you ruined it! This means war.