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by JohnPi
12-13-01
A day in the life of Fred
Why would you do this to me? I'm such an attractive fellow!
I would like you a lot more if you got some meat on your bones!
But you wrote me this letter saying I'm the best piece of meat on the whole planet.
I was smoking crack that day, AND you're the ONLY piece of meat on this planet.
You give me no choice. I'm going to slaughter a new born calf.
WHAT was I thinking?!

 

by JohnPi
12-13-01
Next up. . . GEORGE!
Could you lower that please?
What in the BLUE hell?
Thank you. (where's my lotion?)
Would you just get ON with it?
YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE!
Every fricken Thursday. . .

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