Will Yourself to Spontaneously Combust

Author: JohnnyPolite

Date: May 25, 2006

by JohnnyPolite
5-25-06
Come on. Do it. Do it. DO IT!
I'm trying!
Don't be a pussy, Mike. Do it! YESSSS!
OH no! Oh God, what have I let you talk me in to?! OH SWEET JESUS!
... I'm hungry.