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| HI! I'm Lindsay Lohan, star of... stuff... Like, um, what was I saying? | |
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| Alright, sister. Two things. First, kneel. Then, and this is key now, clamp yer yap! | |
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| Uhm, but you're a male of some sort. Don't you worship my very image? | |
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| Now, I want you to listen good. When you're an bitmap, you can't speak. Thus, I maintain hard-ons long enough to make screen wipes worth 12.95 a box! | |
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TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, DAMMIT!
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| Improper use of Family Guy quotes. That's a fifteen-yard penalty. Now "the Reaper" here is gonna help me show you why I'm called Vicious. | |
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