JohnnyZero27  

Lindsay Lohan?! What in the fuck are you doin' here?

I'm just trying to pimp my image, so that I can be a merchandised-out old whore.

What the fuck could you possibly do that would make me not want to liquify your face with a Weed Whacker?

I can suck the marrow out of a bone without taking it out of the limb.

Hmm... We could make this into something very lucrative. Can you live in a closet?

A closet?! Holy shit, I used to live in a clothes hamper on set of the Parent Trap! Why do you think they hired me? I wouldn't leave!