JohnnyZero27  

So, anyway, I was sitting in advisement when I realized how hard it would be to bury a body on campus.

Uh huh...

I mean, really. You'd think something like digging a big hole on an isolated campus would simple as pie, y'know?

Pie?

I mean, think of how many problems a few shallow graves could solve for us!

Mmm... Pie...