Oh my, and this seemed like such a good idea at the time...

Author: Johnny_Bosanova

Date: October 11, 2003

by Johnny_Bosanova
10-11-03
WITH GUEST NARRATORS, PAUL AND BARRY CHUCKLE. 'Hmm, oh dear oh dear Barry, it seems all this time alone has spazzed up David Blaine's Brains. He's insane! That rhymed that did, to me...'
So one day my mother called me to tell me my dinner was ready yeah...
...yep...
'...To you...Yer not wrong there Barry, it seems he's gone potty, or plant potty maybe! He he.'
So I kicked her down the stairs, and then threw some cards and a top hat at her fat ass!
Le wiggada wiggada.
'Ho ho, good one Paul, I wish I had a tree like that.' 'Me too Barry.'
And I said, ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT! YOU WERE TRYING TO POISON ME WEREN'T YOU MOMMY! But what you failed to realise was, I AM HELLO!
...you are indeed one hello motherfucker... TREE OUT.