Johnny_K  

They simply cannot do this to me. I invented Cow and Duck! I own them!

I'm afraid they can. I checked the contract.

Well I don't care. I'm going to get my comics back.

You can't. They're owned by more_heat_than_light now.

Well, as long as I've still got this computer, then I can still complain bitterly on Internet forums...

That's not a computer. You've just got your hands on a table. You muppet.