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Ozzy and Sharon's swearing problems.

by JonProctor
4-07-05

The Osbournes- Take 1


	Sharon, what the (beep) is that comic guy doing in our lives?


	I don't know Ozzy. Why do you always have to (beep) swear?

The osbournes- Take 2


	I don't know. It just runs in the (beep) family doesn't it? I mean, the kids swear all the fu(beep) ing time and it (beep) me off.


	Yeah, I've noticed that. Those stupid bast(beep)ds keep editing it for MTV on mornings. I hope they don't do that on our last fu(beep)ing episode. I'm going for a sh(beep)t.

The Osbournes- Take 3


	Who the f(beep)ck are you?!


	I'm your biggest fan. Give me ya autograph.

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