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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The Killa Kat- Part 5

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	Hi, I'm back. Who are you looking for?


	That smart-ass killer cat. We need to eliminate it as soon as possible. We don't know where it's gonna strike next.


	There's a dead person over there. The Killer Cat went for me but I dodged it and then it ran away. I managed to break it's owner's nose though.


	Oh, shit! There they are! Help!


	Ha ha. They'll never know that this isn't my real identity. This is a wig and fake moustache. My cat will kill once more.

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