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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The rocker and the lizard

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	I belive in a thing called shit. Just listen to the rhythm of me farts. There's a mic in front of me now. It'll talk when I finish this song. THANK YOU!


	What the hell was that? You sang the wrong words, you piece of turd.


	Doctor, my mic told me to come and see you about my use of forgetting lyrics.


	Why the hell do you forget the lyrics, you piece of turd?


	That's exactly what my mic said to me.


	Your Mic talks? Gee, I thought my last patient was crazy. He said I had a lizard head.

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