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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The doped dinosaur

by JonProctor
4-08-05


	Dude, this dope is getting me high. I'm stoned.


	That isn't dope. That's just a matchstick that's been set alight.


	Hey, I'm so high that I can see giant dope sticks running around with smoke drifting from their ass.


	Hey, what the hell are you doing? I'm real dope. That's just a matchstick!


	It's real enough to get me stoned and see butterflies. I can even see that Dr Redface really has a lizard head. I thought the rocker was weird.


	Well, I've got news for you. The rocker had brain surgery and saw that I wasn't a lizard. The only effect is that he still forgets lyrics. You have the same disease he had because you're sight is gay.

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