JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Brian 5- Mick, the crazy, mental anus lube

by JonProctor
4-08-05


	Brian, I'm not sure about that friend in the bar.


	What? Mick? Oh, he's just weird. He's got a memory problem. He still asks me how my mom's funeral was and she died ten years ago.


	It's just.....what's he gonna do next? He might set fire to the house.


	Yeah, I know. He did that when I was six. And again when I was thirteen. He got out of the Mental institution yesterday. He's so dumb that he'll ask me how the wedding was again tomorrow!

WHOA! Stop right there. The rest of the stroy starts again, a year later. Things are going down. And............Brian has a little gift.

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