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Bad advice from a bad clown

by JonProctor
4-09-05

It was a lovely day and Anna was skipping happily when she saw a fat/strong clown.


	Hey, mister. Why are you so big?


	Because I eat logs of shit for breakfast.

Anna was amazed by the reply she got from the clown and wanted to ask another question.


	Does it really work?


	Hell, yeah!

The next morning in Anna's granny's house......


	What do you want for breakfast sweety?


	Logs of shit!

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