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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The craps 4- Hammer and Nail

by JonProctor
4-09-05


	Oh, crap. My wife's coming home and I'm not fully prepared for what's gonna happen on the night!


	I'll just use this hammer and nail to nail your ballsack to a black and decker and she'll understand that you can't do it.


	It's not that, Gaylord! My thingy......it's....er......too.....sma- - nevermind. Just do the black and decker.


	Okay, just wait there. I'm not good with a hammer and nail.


	I'm holding still, do it!


	Aw, shit. I've nailed it into my head!

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