JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The Adventures of Butch & Redface

by JonProctor
4-18-05


	This is the famous Haunted House where I killed Count Dracula by shoving a stake up his ass.


	I can tell you're lying. You weren't alive in the 1800's and you're not supposed to shove the stake up his ass. You're supposed to shove it in his heart.


	I know but what the fuck's the point? You might as well give him a girlfriend and make her dump him. That'll break his heart and kill him.


	Do you want me to show you how to use a sharp object on Vampyres?


	AHHHH! UGHH! What the fuck're you doing, Butchy boy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!


	Showing you how to kill vampyres!

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