JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Dave's guide to dating

by JonProctor
4-19-05


	Honey, what's wrong with your ass-fried ham?


	Dave, don't call me honey. I'm not your girlfriend yet.


	Well, that doesn't change a thing. I love you, baby. You are my soul mate.


	I'll see you tommorow. Come to my house.


	Oh, I can't wait to see her tits!

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