JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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by JonProctor
4-19-05


	Good Evening and welcome to Channel 3 news. We have updates on the fuckball league.


	Who the (beep) is messing with the typer?! You know what he's like. He reads whatever's on it!


	Ho, ho, ho! I'm father (beep) christmas. I smell like my dog's ass!


	Other news was informed that an old man called Dicksmoke McCarthy was brutally shagged in an alley not far from here.


	My ass is a gift from god. I use it on the crapper and during sex with J- J- Jolsen? Anyway, my dick makes me famous by Kathy sukcing it right now.


	(gargle) (choke) (slurp) MMMMM. Tasty. Knock the camera's off. I'll be here all day!

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