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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Chicken Nugget problem

by JonProctor
4-19-05


	What can I get you, Anus-pitch?


	Do you know the 6 chicken nugget meal? I only want four.


	Okay, 6 chicken nuggets is ordered. Anything else?


	Don't play asswiggle with me. Throw two chicken nuggets away and give me the remaining four.


	I don't understand..... I--


	Shove two of them up your ass and give me four chicken nuggets.

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