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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Classroom reading about geting it on

by JonProctor
4-20-05


	My teacher has an ass the size of the eiffel tower, my pricipal is having an affair with the lunchlady, my brother is going out with Ms. Jenkins and Timmy Turner is having it with a matress out back.


	Whoooo! You rock, Phil!


	My dad gets it on with the milkman, my mom gets it on with the neighbour, my sister gets it on with the dog and I get it on with Catherine Brooks............ALL DAY!!


	Whoooo! Show 'em, Phil!


	What a long reading.............


	That'll fit nicely into the school play, Phillip.

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