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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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C.I.A vs D.I.A

by JonProctor
4-21-05

D.I.A headquarters. (incase you didn't know, the DIA stands for DOG INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.....


	Dude, there's dogs like you that just rip the hell out of cats. I don't go for tha shit. Leave 'em be.


	Shut the fuck up! Listen, a real dog has a common command to attack intruders from the other side of the wall. I shall do as Master Rento says.


	Master Rento is a pure Asshole. He commands and commands until we start to cough up cat's bones.


	Listen, Punk! You'll do as you're told. We need the Technology and Education in order to take part in Project Catkill.

CIA........cat intelligence agency...........


	Listen, we need to hop over that big wall and steal all their stuff. That way it'll piss them off 'cause they can't get over the wall. HA HA!


	Dat is correct. Da world shall bow at our paws!

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