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by JudgeGonz
10-30-01
NEO ponders his decision..
I wonder why I ever let Angry German take over the forum FTP...
Now Mexico is on fire and it's all my fault...
Hey big boy, wanna give me some money? I'll suck yo deek!
Leave me alone, Mandy.

 

by JudgeGonz
10-30-01
Jade gets lost on her way to the whorehouse..
Where the hell am I?
Why! YOU'RE IN CANADA, MY DEAR!
Really? How the fuck did I get here? And who the hell are you?
Oh. Me? I'm Stab. I kidnapped you from a park bench outside Yankee Stadium. You were clutching pictures of Derek Jeter. I brought you to my homeland!
Ummmmm....Ok....
So, wanna go home and see my collection of Limited Edition Habs jerseys? *giggle*

 

by JudgeGonz
10-30-01
Jav's Initiation into Fight Club.....
So....ummm...Mr. Durden...am I in Fight Club yet?
Whats the first rule of Fight Club, asshole?
Thats easy. The first rule of Fight Club is to not talk about Fight Club!
NO, YOU STUPID FUCK! The first rule of Fight Club is to SUCK MAH DICK, BEEYOTCH!
I think I see your wife..

 

by JudgeGonz
10-30-01
A Young Derek Jeter meets with Satan himself...
So....umm....do I HAVE to give you my soul to win a World Series?
YES, MY CHILD! I SHALL PLACE YOURS RIGHT NEXT TO THE REST OF THE YANKEES!
Can you give me a 10 hour erection?
Who do you think I am? George Steinbrenner?

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