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by JunoSword
12-04-02
What would you do if I called you a homo, Adam?
?
Damned homos.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
"....So then this guy Al, he says to me - Oh, the ticket'll be 23 bucks - Well, Al, he says to me..."
Don't do it. Calm down. Don't do it.
"..Well, here, lemme just turn around so you can see this thing, it's huge...."
Oh Jesus. This is too much. What the fuck, man.
Calm, Adam. Calm.
Maybe I should leave now. Shit.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
So, Adam, you're sure those hallucinogens just aren't hitting you?
Not that I've noticed... Strange.
I wonder if there's any way to help that.....
YoU cOULd DiE!!!!!
Hm? You say something?
Uhh... Where's... the... Pie!

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
I wonder if Adam found that pile of shit I stuck in his bed last night? he hasn't said anything...
Hey, Adam, how's it going?
@#(*&$(*@&#(@!!!!!!!
I guess that answers that.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
I don't know if this is a good idea, I've had some bad trips
Don't be a pussy man
AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Hmm.. did I give him the red ones or the blue ones?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
1.. 2.. 3.. yep I gave him the blue ones

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Hey, Adam, what's krakalakalakalakin?
Dude.
Dude?
Tickets to the Foo Fucking Fighters concert.
TO BE CONTINUED
No fucking way. If this is a joke, I WILL kill you.
Yeah, fuck you too, but no joke!

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Adam told me to meet him here with a knife so we could go to the concert.. Weird.
This is weird... This isn't a ticket...
Uh.. Excuse me sir? With the knife? I'd like you to come with me....
Adam is SO dead.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Back at the house...
Smoking weed just isn't the same without Chuck here.
Hello Adam.
Uhhh.. hey, how was the concert? Sorry I couldn't make it!
I don't think you're going to make it out of that trash can when I'm done with you!
Talk about a buzzkill.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Oh great, the house is infested with giant killer bugs
Oh don't worry, we'll only be staying for a few weeks
Did you just read my mind?
Hmmmm... maybe
Shit.
I wouldn't reach for that hammer if I were you.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Evil things are afoot....
Hey, Adam, what's up with the hammer?
I'm thinking of trying to put up a picture.
What do I do here... Tell him he'll hurt himself.. No, I'll just put up the picture myself!
Time passes...
Fuck.
I told you you'd hurt yerself.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
So, uh, Adam, what's with this giant killer bug in my room?
Oh, you mean Francisco?
He has a name?
Yeah, he said he'd only be here a few weeks, i figured you wouldn't mind having a roomate.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Robot! Code 46920!
WORLD ANNHILATION MODE ACTIVATED
Abort! Abort!
ACCESS DENIED
Chuck! Your robot is trashing my room!
Shut up and help me figure out these instructions

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
So... Charles. About the Robot Exterminator.... We need to talk.
Oh shit.
I REALLY don't apprecia--
AND WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO IF I DRIVE THIS SPIKE INTO YOUR HEAD, HUH?!?!
........
Fuck.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Hey Adam, what's up?
Holy shit! It's Brad Pitt!
I want you to hammer that nail into my head as hard as you can
Okay, whatever you say Mr. Pitt
Adam, what the fuck are you doing?
Brad Pitt came by and.. wait a minute

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Alright man, let's DO THIS!
Okay Chuck, on the count of 3. Ready?
Ready!
1... 2... 3!!
Hey! You didn't do it!
Dumbass.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Hey, Adam, what the Jesus are you doing going outside?
I was thinking of going to the store.
Dude... There's like... people outside. People and spiders.
I...
That was a damned close one.
Yeah, sometimes I forget about the spiders. And the people. Damned people are scary..

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Adam, I--
Chuck, I--
Fuck.
Fuck.

 

by JunoSword
12-07-02
Whatcha lookin for, Adam?
My guitar... I think I might have left it in the garage.
Um... That wouldn't be the brownish one I may or may not have smashed while I was drunk yesterday?
......
Here, I'll get this one for you.
You're damned right you will.

 

by JunoSword
12-08-02
Hey, Adam, how's you day go--
BLLAAAAAHHHHGGGHHH!!!!!
Yeah, I'm having a pretty good day, too, thanks for asking.

 

by JunoSword
12-16-02
What are you still doing here? I figured you things'd be gone by now.
The rest all left. However, that stupid robot of yours hurt my wing. So I'm staying here.
Oh shit, here he comes!
"Yes Mom," I'll tell her... "Everything's just fine over here."
KILL!! DESTROY!!

 

by JunoSword
12-16-02
HAVE YOU SEEN ADAM??
Nope, sorry. What for?
FIND... KILL!!
....?
Hey, Chuck, what's that crazy thing running around looking for?
Uh.. I'm.. not sure, Adam, you should go check it out.

 

by JunoSword
12-19-02
So Adam.. how did things go with Molly today?
Well...
Hey Molly, what's up?
I hate you
I'm sorry man..
I think things are gonna be okay

 

by JunoSword
12-19-02
Hey Adam, what are you reading?
Just some stuff on telekinesis
What for?
Just stand still and you'll find out
AIIIIIEEEE!!!
Sweeeeeet.

 

by JunoSword
12-19-02
Looks like Adam left his computer unattended! He wouldn't mind if I checked my email..
Hmm, I wonder what this button does..

 

by JunoSword
12-21-02
Hey Adam, how goes the decorating?
Not so hot. This fucking tree keeps falling down.
You're.. not going to try to nail it in place, are you? That's just asking for trouble.
Hey, man, fuck you, and fuck this tree, too. I'm gonna show this thing who's boss around here.
*time passes*
How'd it go?
I hate Christmas.

 

by JunoSword
12-21-02
Woooo!!
Wheeee!!!
AAAgggghhhh!!
Blaaaaagghh!
What the fuck did you put in the tea today, man?
Woooo!!

 

by JunoSword
12-23-02
Hey, Francisco, how's it goin?
Not bad. That damned "exterminator" robot seems to have cooled off.
Hey, there he is now. Maybe you two can try and talk things out!
Dammit. Why'd I open my mouth.
SO... HOW SHOULD I END YOUR LIFE? er.. HOW'S LIFE?
Run away!

 

by JunoSword
7-12-03
Hey dude, Chuck, I thought we were over this. We don't need a schtick anymore.
Hey dude, Adam, fuck off and get me a bandaid.
Hmm... Maybe if you ask NICE-
.... Bandaids are in the bathroom cupboard.

 

by JunoSword
7-12-03
I'm so fucking trashed!
Heh
...
...
Huh huh huh
Ha ha ha

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