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| So... you're that guy I've been chatting with on match.com, right? | |
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| Er, yes. I told you my pics were a few years old. Hope our date is still on? | |
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| Mmm. First of all, check out my bum. What do you think? I need to know. | |
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| Let me see. Ha, yes it's a very very well shaped posterior. Great symmetrical buttocks there. | |
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| Cool. Now take a good look at this cleavage, 'coz a look is all you'll ever get, you big butt face. | |
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