My Glasses by K_Rush12-26-01 Hey, have you seen my glasses? I can't see worth shit. It's gonna cost ya', Commy. You, Jackass! We're in the middle of the Arctic and your holding my glasses for ransom. Alright, alright. I'll tell you were your glasses are. Oh thank god. I just need my glasses. I fed 'em to the penguin. Ya' damn, Commy. Hahaha.
Animal Souls by K_Rush12-26-01 Hi there, God. I was wondering if I could ask you a question... Ask away squirrel, ask away! Do Animals have souls??? ... Well? How the hell did you get here?
Exercising to Kill by K_Rush12-26-01 *Phew* I'm just not in good enough shape to kill as I used to be. I wish I could just get some good workout equipment once and not let it collect dust! Maybe a good AbRoller. A Tredmill always looked like fun. Could I suggest something? Or do I have to keep playing dead?
Boobies o_O by K_Rush12-26-01 I've been contemplating the theory of evolution, and I was able to figure out a truthful conclusion. uh huh.... If you really think about it.... Daaayaaam look at those tits. Oh my god. Big Tarnell wanna lick those puppies clean. Hey, where you listening to a word I said?! Well, of course. Your thong... er theory about evoboobsh...evolution was quit good and cleava...clear. Good and clear...Yeah
Don't Sell Your Soul! by K_Rush12-27-01 Hey, Satan. Where the fuck is the sweet X-Box you promised me for my soul?! Dude, hold on. I went to Best Buy and Wal-Mart and they are all sold out. You fucking moron. You're the devil. You can make your own X-Box! Damnit. No can do. Bill Gates sued my ass last year when I gave this nerd a copy of Windows ME a few months early. *Sigh* Dude, are you serious? Haven't you noticed I don't have any demons here? That bastard Gates took them all to program for him.