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| I was shaggin' this burd, she told me I hud the biggest dick she'd ever seen, I just said "fuck you bitch and taste the donkey!" | |
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| I got a job offer from NASA, they said Mensa had recommended me, they wanted to give me 3 million a month, but I just said "SUCK MY DICK!" and then shot the guy! | |
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| I wish I didn't have to make up all these lies to cover my depression, 27, still living with my parents, no job, no qualications, no girlfriend.....plus....I'm a virgin....and borderline homosexual. | |
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