Benny gives Jesus advice

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: May 24, 2001

by KajunFirefly
5-24-01
Jesus gets stuck talking to Benny.
...and so, Judas grassed me in, the Jews sentenced me to death, nailed me to this cross...and I await my inevitable death.
That happened to my mate Russel, he's about your height, built like a brick shit house, 18 inch thighs, but I just grabbed the Jews and said "Listen, you mess with my mate, you mess with me!!"
but I'm dying for YOUR sins, I am giving the ultimate sacrifice for all my friends and followers, all of my brothers and sisters, all of my almighty father's children.
I'd have just said "listen Dad, I aint taking a nail for no-one, find some other bitch to do it" then I'd grabbed Mary Magdolin and said "suck this bitch, taste the donkey!"
wanker
I'll wait till he's asleep....or dead... then I'll take a look under his cloth.