the most fickle, idiotic, naive and shallow species on earth

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: June 30, 2001

by KajunFirefly
6-30-01
Jeanette has had enough of her boyfriend treating her like crap and pours her heart out to Kajun...
he doesn't ever say he loves me, he always goes out with his mates, he never buys me presents, I hate men, they're all bastards!!
Your too good for a guy like that, he doesn't know what a good thing he has, if you were going out with someone like......
Gareth "Beefcake" McChauvenist turns up!
hey, where have you been, get in my car, I want some sex before I go to football!
Oh Gareth, you're such a tease! Ok, I'll just get my car keys!
Only Shannon Tweed can help our hero now!
vrrrrrooooommmmm, screeeeeech
....someone, like, me. (sigh)