Divine Intervention! II

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: June 30, 2001

by KajunFirefly
6-30-01
Kajun asks God for advice..
Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallo, Kajun's the name. I was wondering, how do I get a girl into bed?? I asked Jesus, but he wasn't any help!
Well, it took me a while to work this one out, but, basically the whole process involves Shepherds, Wisemen, a barn, various farm animals, an angel and an unsuspecting virgin!
I was thinking more along the lines of getting her drunk then spouting cheese ball lines till she sucks me off in a taxi!
Well, things were different in my day!