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Kajun seeks the advice of Channel 5 diva Shannon "over a snooker table" Tweed!
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| Shannon, having masturbated off to your naked body thousands of times, I must ask you, how do I get a girl into bed? | |
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| Well, you become the C.E.O. of a large company, then you get involved with the mafia and your partner gets killed. Then his wife will try to seduce you, just like "A Woman Scorned"! | |
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Despite having large breasts, Shannon "I've sucked of Frasier Crane" Tweed isn't much help!
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| but, didn't she kill the guy in the end? | |
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| No, the bastard got away, you could always go see a busty blonde Sex Therapist who runs a legal brothel that fullfills your every desire. Or find an oversexed millionairess like in "Electric Blue 7" | |
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Looks like Shannon "I live in fear of Shannen Doherty" Tweed is actually insane!
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| I'm talking about real life here, not some cheap porn film! | |
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| LISTEN KID, IF YOU THINK THE IDEA OF A WOMAN WHO GAINS SUPER POWERS FROM THE EJACULATION OF MEN IS CHEAP THEN PREPARE TO DIE!!!! DEATH VIA SIMULATED SEX!!!! HA HA HA HA!!! | |
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