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| Gentlemen of the jury, how do you find the defendant Mr Dougan? | |
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| We find Mr Dougan.... Guilty of impersonating a sex-droid! but not guilty of rape as it is the findings of this jury that women are fickle idiots who would shag a camel if it winked at them right! | |
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| Mr Dougan, I sentence you to 3 months imprisonment, I only hope you use this time to reflect on your depraved behavior and hopefully get more acquainted with more, like minded men! | |
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