Rooney's first appearance

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: July 28, 2001

by KajunFirefly
7-28-01
...and here we see all the contestants of Big Brother, reunited to celebrate super camp Irish fool Brian's victory.....
hey Rooney, wouldn't it be funny if we posed as agents and hired the Big Brother losers to do stupid, meaningless tasks?
yeah, they're so desperate for fame they'll do anything, we could own them!
Hi, is that Penny of Big Brother fame? This is Anal Reflection talent agency, we would love you to be the master of ceremonies at a showbiz party in Glasgow's classiest restaurant "Bonkers"
wow, I'd love to, I mean, I have a very busy schedule, I'll need my own trailer, 13 different dresses, a bowl of yellow Skittles for every day I was in the Big Brother house....and 3 Mercedes.