it's only a gameshow, it's only a gameshow

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: July 28, 2001

by KajunFirefly
7-28-01
Penny and Stuart of Big Brother arrive at their party!
this isn't a fucking showbiz party, it's full of neds, and these "guests" aren't fucking famous!
yeah, I know, my train ride here was rediculous, I'm a fucking celebrity damn it!
hey, I was on Wheel of Fortune and won some towels and a microwave, who are you?
I'm fucking Penny from Big Brother, you must know me! I flashed my arse at the camera and was generally an asshole!!
hey, that's gosh-darn funny, I got the question "He wrote 1984" wrong on Jeapordy, how stupid am I? I should have said "Who is George Orwell" not "Where is my buzzer?"
who the fuck is George Orwell? let me out of here, I must work on my tan, I'm appearing on "Esther" tomorrow!