KajunFirefly presents: Things Boorite Didn't Want To Know

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: January 16, 2006

by KajunFirefly
1-16-06
What a lovely day it is...
I had sex with that ugly tart from the pie shop.
I hope you used protection.
Nah, I was too drunk, I fell asleep before I could finish.
Then surely that can't be defined as "having sex" if no-one cums?
In the morning when she wasn't looking, I spermed in her coffee.