It's not enough to offer one big religious holiday a year, we need more worship during June and July, and I'm getting rid of Easter.
You can't get rid of Easter, that was my biggest moment.
I'm the one who has kept the religion alive for the past 50 years or so, people are tired of your hokey superstitions. They want flashy presents, a bit of glamour.
I don't see what's so glamourous about midget slave labour.
Yeah, I want to know what you do with those elves during the rest of the year!
