Poppy Talks to His Boy

Author: KarenZipdrive

Date: March 11, 2003

by KarenZipdrive
3-11-03
George H.W. Bush lectures little Bush
Son, you can't just alienate all our allies!
Daddy, I thought Alli was that evil God that Saddam worships...
(sigh) Son, that's Allah! ALLIES are our friends.
They are? Then why don't they just do what I say then?
Goddamn! Could he possibly be any stupider?
I wish I was still allowed to have pretzels. All this politicalizing makes me hongry.