Jesus Explains His Horniness

Author: Keitaro2k

Date: July 31, 2003

by Keitaro2k
7-31-03
I think you might be taking advantage of your new freedom.
Hey, that cross was a PIRSON! You don't know how wild your hormones get as hundreds of years pass..
But still, you don't need to go on a crazy sex romp!
Are you aware of what women looked like last time I had freedom? .. They all looked like Roseanne.
Ew.
I know.