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| Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water | |
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| We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!" | |
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| It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes... | |
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| And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and said... | |
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