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by Kesson
11-19-01
Then, the unexpected happens.
What's happening?
Crap.
Nothing really. Why?
Hey, how the hell should I know?
Shoot me in the head.

 

by Kesson
11-20-01
What am I seeing.
Hey, asshole!
Wha?
You're not hanging around, are you?

 

by Kesson
11-20-01
*Sigh* Sometimes it feels like I'm a pig...
...in a cage...
...on antibiotics.

 

by Kesson
11-20-01
*Sigh* Sometimes it feels like I'm a pig...
...in a cage...
...on antibiotics.

 

by Kesson
11-20-01
I am a very important person. I have my life totally under control.
I am someone very special. Everybody loves me. Everybody cares about me.
Now there's a man with some serious problems.

 

by Kesson
11-20-01
Ring.
Now, let's pretend I'm actually able to answer that phone.
Ring!
Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean I would. And why would I, being a completely asocial person with no contact to the so-called real world?
Ring, I say!
Telephones cause cancer.

 

by Kesson
11-20-01
Oh yeah!
Oh no.
That's it. I've reached the point where I don't find the naked human body interesting at all.
But what's interesting is that I know dozens of individuals who share my fate.
Stick it in, baby.
But somehow the idea of Asexual Pride-parades just doesn't feel right.

 

by Kesson
11-20-01
Some 65 000 000 years ago:
Dude, I have this feeling the end is nigh. Death shall come from the sky and we're all gonna die.
Are you saying all life on Earth will be wiped out?
No, but only the strongest will survive.
I guess that means us, the most fearsome predators on the planet?
Right?
Ahem.

 

by Kesson
11-20-01
Resistance is futile, ape. You shall never walk on your planet again.
Wow, does this thing have a hyperdrive?
Soon we will begin our extremely painful and invasive medical examinations.
Hey, that's a fusion generator!
*Sigh* I hate science fiction.
I bet that's where you launch proton torpedoes.

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