Kid Shock

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: April 1, 2004

YO! Suit , what the fuck are you doing at my pad. I want bitches and ho's and top shelf mixed drinks.
Im here to offer you a shot at redemption Mr Rock. See, your musics gone to shit, your careers fucked up, and your last rent check bounced.
Yeh, well, thatll teach me to pay it with one of Pam's silicone implants. Whats your story suit.
Its very simple. We need a chat show for the hyperactive, overaggressive 13-25 age bracket.
And youre asking me why?
Because Manson told me to fuck off.