I swear i left her safe and ... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
I filled the water wings with batshit. How was i to know it didnt float. Would YOU use your lips to blow up Richard Nixon waterwings owned by Martha Stewart for 30 years?
Well no, obviously. It would be suicide.
Exactly. Now can you score me some smokes? I need to pay off Bubba before he gets randy again.