Alanis Morrissette. Tell me , why do your songs all have such a depressing , throw yourself off a bridge feel to them?
HEY! This isnt a very flattering character to portray me with Perm. Change me into Jael , or Maura. Even Lady J for chrissakes.
And dont even think about making a comment along the lines of "Isnt this Ironic , Dontcha Think"
Alanis Morrissette ladies and Gentlemen. Arguing with her imagination live on BBC1..
And another thing. Stop saying my ass looked fat in Dogma. I was playing GOD for chrissakes. Do you know how hard i had to work to get the facial expressions right?
