Comic Cup : The Path to Godhood Leads Through Uranus

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: August 14, 2002

Right. So i say "Hello , Wilderness Girl Cookies" , and then i stab him through the heart with the ice pick.
Yep. Then you raid the house , steal the holy book , conduct the dark mass , and we become gods amongst men.
I see flaws in this plan too numerous to mention. What if he has a guard dog?
A Guard Dog? Shit , you can kill any guard dog. Youre a goddamn killing machine.
Candygram , for Me? Oooh , i bet Tobor will love these.
Heh. What kind of an idiot calls their dog 'Tobor'